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#1: Difficulties in life are intended to make us better, not bitter. (Dan Reeves)
#2: The winner ain't the one with the fastest car, it's the one who refuses to lose. (Dale Earnhardt)
#3: Never give up, never give in, and when the upper hand is ours, may we have the ability to handle the win with the dignity that we absorbed the loss. (Doug Williams)
#4: You can't put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get. (Michael Phelps)
#5: Champions aren't made in the gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them; a desire, a dream, a vision. (Muhammad Ali)
#6: I hated every minute of training, but I said, 'Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion. (Muhammad Ali)
#7: In the dust of defeat as well as the laurels of victory there is a glory to be found if one has done his best. (Eric Liddell)
#8: Expect problems and eat them for breakfast. (Alfred A Montapert)
#9: Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. (Victor Kiam)
#10: Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice. (Wayne Dyer)
#11: There's no such thing as coulda, shoulda, or woulda. If you shoulda and coulda, you woulda done it. (Pat Riley)
#12: It's not where you live-but how you live. (Muriel Allan)
#13: My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me. (Jim Valvano)
#14: Always back the horse named self-interest, son. It'll be the only one trying. (Jack Lang)
#15: Be a dreamer. If you don't know how to dream, you're dead. (Jim Valvano)
#16: With will one can do anything. (Samuel Smiles)
#17: It's hard to beat a person who never gives up. (Babe Ruth)
#18: When all is said and done, more is said than done. (Lou Holtz)
#19: If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. (Anon)
#20: When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. (Anon)
#21: When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. (Anon)
#22: The road to success is always under construction. (Anon)
#23: The only way of finding the limits of the possible is by going beyond them into the impossible. (Arthur C. Clarke)
#24: Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. (Leo Buscaglia)
#25: Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. (Gottfried Von Herder)
#26: You'll never get ahead of anyone as long as you try to get even with him. (Lou Holtz)
#27: If you love life, don't waste time, for time is what life is made up of. (Bruce Lee)
#28: Your life is an occasion. Rise to it. (Suzanne Weyn)
#29: Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. (William B. Sprague)
#30: The individual who says it is not possible should move out of the way of those doing it. (Tricia Cunningham)
#31: Fear is the thief of dreams. (Anon)
#32: People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. (George Bernard Shaw)
#33: If better is possible, good is not enough. (Brg Furner Langley)
#34: Life gives us choices. You either grab on with both hands and just go for it, or you sit on the sidelines. (Christine Feehan)
#35: The best way out is always through. (Robert Frost)
#36: Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. (Albert Einstein)
#37: The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you can't achieve it. (Jordan Belfort)
#38: Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You (Dr. Seuss)
#39: Life's under no obligation to give us what we expect. (Margaret Mitchell)
#40: You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us. And the world will live as one. (John Lennon)
#41: Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. (Dr. Seuss)
#42: Life isn't about finding yourself - it's about creating yourself! (Cathrine DeVrye)
#43: Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. (Oscar Wilde)
#44: If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. (Albert Einstein)
#45: The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering. (Bruce Lee)
#46: It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard is what makes it great. (League of Their Own)
#47: Life is ten percent what happens to you and ninety percent how you respond to it. (Lou Holtz)
#48: Those who lose dreaming are lost. (Aboriginal Proverb)
#49: If you have everything under control, you're not moving fast enough. (Mario Andretti)
#50: The secret of life, though, is to fall seven times and to get up eight times. (Paulo Coelho)
#51: Waste your money and you're only out of money, but waste your time and you've lost a part of your life. (Michael LeBoeuf)
#52: Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. (Christopher Morley)
#53: With a new day comes new strength and new thoughts. (Eleanor Roosevelt)
#54: If you can dream it, you can do it. (Walt Disney)
#55: People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. (Isaac Asimov)
#56: Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge. (Anon)
#57: Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. (Franklin P Jones)
#58: To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential. (Anon)
#59: The man of wisdom is never of two minds; the man of benevolence never worries; the man of courage is never afraid. (Confucius)
#60: Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words. (Anon)
#61: We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. (Anon)
#62: Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. (Mark Twain)
#63: Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears. (John Lennon)
#64: Life is mostly froth and bubble, Two things stand like stone, kindness in another's trouble, courage in your own. (Adam L Gordon)
#65: I'd rather attempt to do something great and fail than to attempt to do nothing and succeed. (Robert H Schuller)
#66: Small deeds done are better than great deeds planned. (Peter Marshall)
#67: There is nothing deep down inside us except what we have put there ourselves. (Richard Rorty)
#68: The only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it. You either have to laugh or cry. I prefer to laugh. Crying gives me a headache. (Marjorie P Hinckley)
#69: The best index to a person's character is how he treats people who can't do him any good, and how he treats people who can't fight back. (Abigail Van Buren)
#70: The simple things are also the most extraordinary things, and only the wise can see them. (Paulo Coelho)
#71: We're all gifted with the opportunity to succeed. But you get further if you extend the hand of friendship. (Jimmy Little)
#72: I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. (David Lee Roth)
#73: I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink. (Joe E Lewis)
#74: Money can't buy happiness - but it can buy beer. (Gary Reilly)
#75: I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. (Frank Sinatra)
#76: Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar. (Drew Carey)
#77: An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. (Ernest Hemingway)
#78: I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila. (Anon)
#79: How do you know when you are too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree then realize it was your air-freshener. (Anon)
#80: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria. (Benjamin Franklin)
#81: Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy. (Frank Sinatra)
#82: I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. (W.C. Fields)
#83: Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. (Jim Carrey)
#84: A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: she changes it more often. (Oliver Herford)
#85: Life is hard. After all, it kills you. (Katharine Hepburn)
#86: I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. (Rita Rudner)
#87: You can't really be strong until you see a funny side of things. (Ken Kesey)
#88: I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. (Anon)
#89: Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. (Anon)
#90: Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to someone else. (Will Rogers)
#91: Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. (Don Marquis)
#92: I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way (Carl Sandburg)
#93: As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. (Mark Twain)
#94: Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. (Mae West)
#95: Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead. (Bill McGlashen)
#96: Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone. (Anthony Burgess)
#97: To succeed d in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. (Reba McEntire)
#98: When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car. (Will Rogers)
#99: I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. (Anon)
#100: Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. (Anon)
#101: If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents. (Robin Williams)
#102: It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. (Adiai Stevenson)
#103: Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional. (Anon)
#104: Just when you think it can't get any worse, it can. And just when you think it can't get any better, it can. (Nicholas Sparks)
#105: Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. (Albert Einstein)
#106: As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two. (Norman Wisdom)
#107: Age is no barrier. It's a limitation you put on your mind. (Joyner-Kersee)
#108: We do not quit playing because we grow old. We grow old because we quit playing. (Oliver W. Holmes)
#109: Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. (Joey Adams)
#110: Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. (Robert Orben)
#111: You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. (Mae West)
#112: It ain't about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. (Rocky Balboa)
#113: Every champion was once a contender who refused to give up. (Rocky Balboa)
#114: Knowledge will give you power, but character respect. (Bruce Lee)
#115: Going in one more round when you don't think you can - that's what makes all the difference in your life. (Rocky Balboa)
#116: Why wait for the storm to pass when you can go and dance in the rain? (Anon)
#117: If you train hard, you'll not only be hard, you'll be hard to beat. (Herschel Walker)
#118: I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators. (Gerald R. Ford)
#119: An athlete cannot run with money in his pockets. He must run with hope in his heart and dreams in his head. (Emil Zatopek)
#120: Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts. (Dan Gable)
#121: A champion is afraid of losing. Everyone else is afraid of winning. (Billie Jean King)
#122: What makes something special is not just what you have to gain, but what you feel there is to lose. (Andre Agassi)
#123: It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog. (Archie Griffin)
#124: Always make a total effort, even when the odds are against you. (Arnold Palmer)
#125: Winning isn't everything, but wanting to win is. (Vince Lombardi)
#126: You can't win unless you learn how to lose. (K. Abdul-Jabbar)
#127: Some people want it to happen. Some wish it would happen. Others make it happen. (Michael Jordan)
#128: Life's too short for burning bridges - take it one day at a time. (Jimmy Barnes)
#129: ooooo!!! Do what you wanna do, be what you wanna be ...yeah. (Masters Apprentices)
#130: And all I do is look into your eyes, For that special touch of paradise. (John Farnham)
#131: Live, love, knowing that we're all free. Now that we are blessed in our country. And realise how lucky we are. (Olivia Newton-John)
#132: This time, we know we all can stand together. With the power to be powerful. Believing we can make it better. (John Farnham)
#133: No matter how far, Or how wide I roam, I still call Australia home. (Peter Allen)
#134: All you see is me. And all I truly believe. That I was born to try. (Delta Goodrem)
#135: I believe the impossible is possible to overcome. I believe in miracles. Born from love in everyone. (Delta Goodrem)
#136: We're all members of the outback club. We don't back down and we don't give up. We're all living in a land we love. (Lee Kernaghan)
#137: If we can only live once, let it be a daring adventure. (Julian Assange)
#138: I wasn't born a world champion. I just worked really hard to become one. (Layne Beachley)
#139: When you have a dream you have to work hard to achieve that dream. Your dreams when you are young can be the force that keeps you going. (Evonne Cawley)
#140: Life's battle doesn't always go to the biggest or strongest or fastest man. But sooner or later the fellow who wins is the fellow who thinks he can win. (Alan Jones)
#141: If you want to do something, anything, with all your heart, you will find a way. (Pat Farmer)
#142: Great men and great teams do great things at great moments. (John Bertrand)
#143: I've always believed that the desire must come from within, not as a result of being driven by coaches or parents. (Dawn Fraser)
#144: The time your game is most vulnerable is when you're ahead, never let up. (Rod Laver)
#145: If you are fixed in your mind, you're gone. There are certain times when you've got to be daring. (Ron Barassi)
#146: It doesn't matter how pretty you look, it's how many runs you get. (Steve Waugh)
#147: A determined soul will do more with a rusty monkey wrench than a loafer will accomplish with all the tools in a machine shop. (Robert Hughes)
#148: Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending. (Dainere Anthoney)
#149: Mum always taught us that compassion and kindness were the most important things in life, that it was better to be kind than right. (Rebecca Gibney)
#150: You can lay down and die, or you can get up and fight, but that's it - there's no turning back. (Jon English)
#151: If you count your blessings not your troubles your life is more beautiful. (Dainere Anthoney)
#152: My father Big Max told me many years ago that 'anything you are good at will contribute to your happiness'. Great advice. (Max Walker)
#153: Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century. (Dame Edna Evereage)
#154: Friendship is tested in the thick years of success rather than in the thin years of struggle. (Barry Humphries)
#155: Dreams come true if you keep them alive in your heart and you are prepared to put in the work, no matter the cost. (Ben Shewry)
#156: A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. (Mignon McLaughlin)
#157: Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed. (Albert Einstein)
#158: Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married. (Barbra Streisand)
#159: Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke. (Rita Rudner)
#160: Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent. (Anon)
#161: Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution. (HL Mencken)
#162: They say all marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning. (Clint Eastwood)
#163: I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. (Rodney Dangerfield)
#164: In family life, love is the oil that eases friction, the cement that binds closer together, and the music that brings harmony. (Eva Burrows)
#165: Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night. (Peter De Vries)
#166: Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers. (Alan King)
#167: I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. (Rita Rudner)
#168: The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. (Cher)
#169: True love is rare, and it's the only thing that gives life real meaning. (Nicholas Sparks)
#170: Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. (Marilyn Monroe)
#171: The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. (Anon)
#172: And, of course men know best about everything, except what women know better. (George Eliot)
#173: When I met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always. (Rita Rudner)
#174: A friend is someone who reaches for your hand but touches your heart. (Anon)
#175: By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong. (Charles Wadsworth)
#176: Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up. (Anon)
#177: Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. (Elbert Hubbard)
#178: There are three things women need in life; food, water and compliments. (Chris Rock)
#179: Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him (Groucho Marx)
#180: As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot. (John Lennon)
#181: If I have to, I can do anything. I am strong, I am invincible, I am Woman. (Helen Reddy)
#182: Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. (Garrison Keillor)
#183: Your kids require you most of all to love them for who they are, not to spend your whole time trying to correct them. (Bill Ayers)
#184: We may not be able to prepare the future for our children, but we can at least prepare our children for the future. (Franklin D. Roosevelt)
#185: The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket. (Will Rogers)
#186: I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. (Jackie Mason)
#187: Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position. (Christopher Marlowe)
#188: While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery. (Groucho Marx)
#189: Money isn't everything...but it ranks right up there with oxygen. (Rita Davenport)
#190: I guess money can't buy happiness if you shop in the wrong places. (Nora Roberts)
#191: Make the money, don't let the money make you. Change the game, don't let the game change you. (Ziad K. Abdelnour)
#192: Dogs have no money. Isn't that amazing? They're broke their entire lives. But they get through. You know why dogs have no money? ...No Pockets (Jerry Seinfeld)
#193: Money is the best deodorant. (Elizabeth Taylor)
#194: Money will buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail. (Richard Friedman)
#195: I dream about having a house by the water and not doing anything, not feeling ambitious, nor having the need to make money. (Lee Pace)
#196: I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian. (Anon)
#197: A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. (Fred Allen)
#198: You can't get much done in life if you only work on the days when you feel good. (Jerry West)
#199: Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. (Gordon B. Hinckley)
#200: In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way. (Tina Fey)
#201: I want to be thoroughly used up when I die for the harder I work the more I live. I rejoice in life for its own sake. (George Bernard Shaw)
#202: I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. (Charles Lamb)
#203: Without ambition one starts nothing. Without work one finishes nothing. The prize will not be sent to you. You have to win it. (Ralph Emerson)
#204: I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. (K Jerome)
#205: When he worked, he really worked. But when he played, he really PLAYED. (Dr. Seuss)
#206: There is never a traffic jam created from people going the extra mile. (Jeff Dixon)
#207: By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. (Robert Frost)
#208: If you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it. (Anon)
#209: Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. (Anon)
#210: The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. (Franklin P. Jones)
#211: It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? (Ronald Reagan)
#212: I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. (Douglas Adams)
#213: Work at our responsibility as parents as if everything in life counted on it, because in fact everything in life does count on it. (Gordon B. Hinckley)